Cassandra’s Review

Ohhhh my dear God! What in the actual fuck is going on here?!?!? I mean really this is something I’ve never expected to see in my travels. Look it, I see and rate tons of really bad dicks every day. They are short, skinny, deformed and all are pathetic! However it’s fun to make fun of these guys, but at the end of the day these cocks aren’t deceiving, they are what they are. Hun, you cock is like some kinda of joke dick! Seriously it’s scary. I can only imagine seeing your dick, which looks like a nice decent size, and I go to touch it and it turns into fucking gumby? God it’s so fucked up, so do you just not have anything inside your dick? I mean where is the spongy tissue that makes cock so nice and hard??? Why? Why does your dick do that!? My tight pussy would make it bend in half! Seriously fucked up!

Cassie

Tyler’s Review

Wow. You know, I’ve had my share of dick. I’ll admit, the largest dick on my resume wasn’t the best, and the smallest one wasn’t the worst. Now I’m pretty petite, and that goes for my pussy, so I’m not terribly picky when it comes to my dick preference, but a man has got to know how to use it. Come to think of it, I do need my man’s cock, no matter it’s size, to reach rock hard status! I mean steel hard, where it gives my pussy a proper pounding  and it shows her who is boss. I have to admit, I did realize this requirement needed to be announced until I seen you disaster or a malfunctioning boner. Seriously what is even the science on this!? Your cock “looks” to be pretty fucking hot, but then you are showing my your dick is actually a rubberish piece of shit? I mean I need a dick that doesn’t bend and form to my tight resilient pussy… This thing is going to feel like I’m fucking a balloon or something! I have to admit, I’m open to most things, and maybe I’d blow you just for the experience, but this cock is not going to please my pussy. Hehe, how does it compare? Well it’s in a weird league of it’s own!

Ty