It took me a minute to even realize I was looking at a cock. I thought it was a weird angled shot of someone’s thumb.  Also, I should sue you because I’m sure all the squinting I’m doing to see your tiny cock is ruining my eyesight. First off, your cock is so small I don’t even think we can call it a cock. It’s more like a big toe. In fact, I’m going to call your cock a big toe because I don’t want to insult all the actual cocks in the world by giving yours the same title. It’s not just the size that makes your “big toe” laughable. It’s the no existent head! I don’t know whether to stare at it or to jump on it for extra coins . . . in case you didn’t get the reference, your dick head looks like a mushroom from Super Mario brothers. It’s not even a head, it’s a bump under that nasty (dirty?) foreskin! It’s takes up over half the full size of your dick! And those sad excuse for veins. They look like wrinkles. Your cock looks short and old with those wrinkles. It reminds me of the oldest patient in the nursing home. And that skinny shaft of yours only accentuates the wrinkly effect of your tiny dick. I know they say shaving your pubic hair makes your dick look bigger, but there is no help for this thing. The only thing shaving your pubic hair would do is highlight the whole uni-ball effect you have going on. SERIOUSLY!! It’s like your balls morphed into one single disappointing tiny ball. And what’s with the weird hair stripe on them??!! How the fuck do you get one stripe of hair on you ball!! When you cum does it come out simply as dust? Because I doubt highly that any substantial semen comes out that thing. Overall your cock isn’t even worth a rating. It took me longer to put on some glasses to see the damn thing then it did to see it. You should never show that thing to anyone. You should live the rest of your life with it tucked. Or since it’s so small, you could probably push it in like a button and cover with a piece of scotch tape.

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