OH MY GOD!!!! Someone broke your penis!!! Call 911!! That asshole can’t get away with this!! Wait a minute, what? That’s just your penis? Ouch!! I’m really fucking sorry. I would be ashamed to even show this picture to someone once let alone take multiple pictures of it. I would say it takes a lot of balls to show a fucked up cock like yours but from the looks of it that’s all you have. Seriously, what’s up with having ginormous balls and absolutely no dick???  What’s really sad is that you’ve shaved it. Like the hair is what was making your sack look disappointing. Your penis overall has the appearance of a miniature baby penis. Seriously!! When your cock is soft it looks like a macaroni noodle… when it gets hard it looks like someone simply bent your soft cock. That’s hella fucked up! I’m guessing the doctor who was suppose to do your circumcision decided you needed that extra foreskin for appearance. You could fucking hitch hike with that thing!! Your dick head wouldn’t possibly be impressive on a normal cock, but on your dick it just looks like a giant ball of snot coming out of a weird looking nose. How are you ever going to get a date when proof of your fucked up cock is on the internet for the world to see. Trust me Cam, the sympathy factor is only going to get you to third base. I know you purchase an in-depth rate, which normally includes like a sex position that I would love to do with this dick, but hunny there is no way my grade A pussy is going to get any where near this catastrophe. I mean I do feel bad for you, this cock could not please a woman,…. ever. The only thing that comes to mind, is maybe, I let you sit in the same room as me, and watch me fuck myself to orgasm, and you can rum your dick through your pants, because if I see that penis, my pussy is going to go dry…… All jokes aside though, I’m considering starting a kickstarter for your gender reassignment surgery. Just so you get a chance to start life over and get this horrible cock behind you . . . because it’s clear this thing won’t ever be behind anyone else if you catch my drift. I wonder if Sarah MclaChlan would help with the commercial.

zoey

This cock is so fucking ridiculous I can hardly believe my eyes. You have one of the shortest skin covered cocks I have seen in my entire life. How is it even physically possible for this cock to please a vagina. It’s like God wanted you to never feel what its like to have a cock since this joke of a dick is totally useless. It looks like your cock is trying to get away from you… Your cock is giving itself a thumbs down. Who is this cock supposed to impress? Maybe girls who have a fetish for tiny cocks. Then you’d definitely be their first pick. It’s not even the look of it, I just can’t understand how this thing would even make it inside me and I would feel it. It’d also be one thing if you were hung like a horse. But your cock looks like a clitoris with an infection. Your balls are just an addition to the weird as fuck cock – practically non-existent flabs of flesh. The only good thing about your cock is it has no length, so you can’t really see it most times, that has the potential to keep me from laughing at this stupid dick for a couple of seconds. You must get this a lot since you look like puberty stopped as soon as it began! The only way that I could get off on this dick is if I could cum from non-stop laughter. Maybe my clit could somehow vibrate from my roaring cackling I would impulsively do if this cock was right in front of me. I can’t wait to show all my friends so we can laugh together and talk about how fucking ugly your prick is. There is no sex position that includes you that I would think is fucking hot. In fact I’m getting a little sick even thinking of you putting that gross thing anywhere near my body. Fuck, I’m a small girl so I’m not real picky with cocks, but this dick really turns me off to any kind of interest. I’d take Zoe’s offer of letting her watch, because just thinking about it is making my panties dry. Good luck getting any with a cock like that. If I saw that cock I would turn around and run.

Bailey

So wow. I’m new to this dick rating thing, and when Zoey told me about humiliation ratings, I thought it was really weird that guys would like their cock humiliated, like isn’t their cock everything in their life… then I get this email, with pictures of your dick. I fucking screamed out “what the fuck”! So first things first, I love balls, big balls full of cum for me to take in when I’ve been a good girl. Well I thought I did, until I seen yours. They are so fucking awkward. They look like they could be huge, but are really just an overly huge amount of ball skin with mini testes inside? I mean how cruel is God? You dick, if we are going to call it that is the most unappetizing thing I’ve ever seen. First off it’s not circumcised and the fact that you are short with an over abundance of fore skin, makes it all the more pathetic, you literally are shorter that you appear. Kylie was right on, I mean I’ve never seen a clit with a serious infection, but I know my clit doubles in size when I get turned on (which is not now), so to imagine your dick is really that small is just wildly disappointing. You say you are dating? How it that fucking possible at all? Let me bring you to a very unfortunate fact. Who ever this woman is… is fucking the most hung man we may have ever seen. Seriously there is no love strong enough to get over what ever the fuck you have enclosed in your pants. She bends over and takes a big, thick, long dick deep inside her, his hung balls spanking her pussy, he smacks your girlfriend’s ass hard, as she moans and screams for a real cock. She forgets all about you and lets his manhood spill stream after sticky stream of fertile cum coating her cervix…. This is an experience, and a lifestyle you will never deliver to that poor woman. Or maybe it’s a man….. hmmmmm.

ty