HUMILIATION REVIEW: SUBMITTER REQUESTED I GIVE A HUMILIATING REVIEW OF HIS COCK:

Mia’s Dick Annihilation:

Awww is it wrong to call your dick cute? Because it is… It’s like a little puppy cock, hehe awwww, I love it! Really baby, I hope you haven’t strutted around to much thinking you are like a man or something because this is pretty lame. Your length, well cancel out any positions with this thing, it’s fucking short, the short category, for short cocks, on the short cock site…. Now length is bad, but your girth, lol, well we aren’t going to really… say girth, the penis circumference is non existent. Really, I mean you really didn’t need a pull out a tape measure to figure out this cock, I think a good comparison would be alike a baby pacifier, it’s kinda how’d you have to suck that thing, you are probably pretty bummed that no woman could deep throat you, here’s a clue, not her fault. Hope you buy you girl plenty of sex toys, cause this thing barely makes it’s way to being a butt plug, if you can even get that hard…. terrible.