Mary’s Review

I have to be totally honesty right now. Your photo and “cock package” if that is what you want to call it, just made me laugh hard. It looks like part of your cock got stuck inside of you. Or part of your cock’s shaft is buried inside your stomach or area down there. I think you must be hiding some of your cock somewhere. This photo and your cock are just not adding up. This is actually weird to look at and confusing for me. I mean you look like you are tall, have big feet, big balls?, and nice size hands, so why is your cock so small! Did something happen to part of your cock when you were younger that left it malformed? Or were you in fact born a woman with an oversized clit? I have seen clits that are bigger than what you are calling your “dick”. That is sad and pathetic Jackson. Were you thinking that you would somehow impress me by showing me this tiny pathetic sac of skin that you call a cock. Nope I am not impress and in fact it is time for me to close this picture. I am going to rate you 1.0/5.0. I am only awarding you that much because your balls do seem normal sized.

Mary

Holly’s Review

Hello itty bitty dickie man. What is that in between your two fingers? Is that your clitty or your dickie? If you call it a cock, penis, or dick, or any word that has a smiliar meaning, I want you to stop. You see someone who has a real man’s cock is allow to say that they have a cock. You are no longer allowed to say that you have a cock. I want you to get it through your head that you no longer have a cock. Actually what you have between your fingers is pretty sad. But for the remainder of this rating, I am going to refer to it as your clitty. Your clitty has a huge head when compared to the rest of it. Your clitty’s head is almost half of the size of your whole clitty. If you are going to have a clit, then you need to go ahead and shave and become more feminine. So before you send another picture, shave around your clitty so that it is nice and smooth for your next stroke session.

Holly

Bailey’s Review

That is a pretty sad looking wiener you have there. I can not call that a cock. That can past for a wiener at best. You know a wiener that you have to stroke. A wiener is a toy you and only you play with because you are that pathetic. No woman would ever be close to a wiener. Wieners are skinny, gross, and too small to do anything with at all. Wieners serve no purpose or usefulness except a good laugh for a lady like me. You should just tuck your wiener back inside of you where it belongs. That “thing” does not need to be left out. It is a sore sight to the eyes. Please do not keep showing it to more and more women. It makes me want to be sick looking at your scrawny wiener cock. It is a disgusting waste of skin. Your wiener cock reminds me of a midget with an army helmet on. But what war could you win with that “thing” as your weapon, really? You might as well go hide and surrender your troops now. Do I have to give you a rating? I do not know what you deserve. Okay 0.1/5.0. 0.1 for not sharing the picture anymore, you promise?

Bai