Mini-Cock Disappointment.
Mary’s Review Oh, honey. What are you gonna do with that? Fuck my toe? Maybe we could put some vasoline
Mary’s Review Oh, honey. What are you gonna do with that? Fuck my toe? Maybe we could put some vasoline
Cassandra’s Review Ohhhh Phillip, You are so famous in this apartment, I’m just “so” lucky to be the next
Cassandra’s Review Awww, you look like nothing more than a little girl with an enlarged clitty! How sad and
Cassandra’s Review Oh my God, are you serious Chris?! I’ve never seen a more pathetic cock than yours. How
Mary’s Review Dude, how can girls even be into this?! You have the smallest dick I’ve ever seen! It looks
Cassandra’s Review Oh Daniel, how can I ever explain what a pathetic loser you are? I have no
Cassandra’s Review Ewww, an uncut dick is the worst! I am sitting over here almost barfing having to
Mary’s Review OMG if I could give an award for the world’s biggest loser, it would go to you,
Cassandra’s Review What a pathetic loser you are! Your dick is the sorriest excuse of a dick that I
Cassandra’s Review Oh fuck yeah, you win the medal for the best loser dick in the world, little Felix!